Daddyball University was founded on one simple belief: my kid is better than yours, and I have the lineup card to prove it. What started as a totally unbiased dad "just trying to help the team" has evolved into a full-blown institution dedicated to exposing the politics, delusion, and chaos that is youth baseball. If you've ever wondered why the coach's kid plays shortstop, bats leadoff, and never sits and you want to that for your kid as well—congratulations, you already qualify for enrollment.